![Vocabulary Showcase: Synonyms for “fart”](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1656095526003-AYT5KAB1WWQF3IN8PQUB/fart.jpg)
Vocabulary Showcase: Synonyms for “fart”
Ladies and gentle people, today we are looking at new and exciting ways to say the word “fart”.
![Vocabulary Showcase: “bad”](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1643726455399-P1PB9FVNHWM8HCSPRA6W/bad.jpg)
Vocabulary Showcase: “bad”
Exactly how “bad” do your socks smell? Are they only a little bit bad? Or are the extremely bad?
![When even Google Search knows you are a weirdo](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1638906138792-FT4A847G8QDRCO4A4XVK/google+analytics.png)
When even Google Search knows you are a weirdo
I swear I don’t….
![Sunday Funday: I’m a sad owl](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1632746974075-SPDH25S5LAYWHIT5BIJK/sadowl.jpg)
Sunday Funday: I’m a sad owl
Is this what my future stress and anxiety nightmares will look like?
![Sunday Funday: Teacher-Zilla](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1630240669162-Z63NAX0YOD2GZ0J1KWOV/teachzilla.png)
Sunday Funday: Teacher-Zilla
The truth is I just say “Yeah no worries. It’s up to you”.
![Sunday Funday: The English Teaching Mafia](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1624793581457-46XJP5REGE4ACBP6SOMF/gorilla+wisdom.jpeg)
Sunday Funday: The English Teaching Mafia
I post English teaching memes every Sunday. Have I gone too far?
![Sunday Funday: Calculator Wizardry](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1623582532122-JVTP8FETZJBIM0K6AASR/calculator.png)
Sunday Funday: Calculator Wizardry
Teach me how to English with a calculator!
![Kids Corner: Madlibs - Fun English games for kids](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1622112710726-12GC6AWTY2CGGKN6RGBN/madlibs.jpg)
Kids Corner: Madlibs - Fun English games for kids
Madlibs are funny little improvised (not planned) stories where words are missing.
![Vocabulary Showcase: British insults without swearing](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1621851249048-TOXK056O9XKZV4FTA5L4/insults.jpg)
Vocabulary Showcase: British insults without swearing
It is a bit of a British tradition to be gently mean to your friends. It is a strange way of showing you like them!
![Sunday Funday: You don’t spellcheck your essays](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1621523017934-G8A3HDPOU9V9B980UU25/notgroovy.png)
Sunday Funday: You don’t spellcheck your essays
I swear, if you don’t proofread your homework, I will dress like Austin Powers for our next private English lesson. You have been warned baby!
![Sunday Funday: British and American English are 2 different languages](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1620558714825-OSIIYGDD2V2TRI26X6X2/distant+cousins.png)
Sunday Funday: British and American English are 2 different languages
![Sunday Funday: Don’t message me before coffee](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1617967001510-AXYW81R7EK8SZXCQLLWG/needcoffee.jpg)
Sunday Funday: Don’t message me before coffee
What? And I suppose you wake up like an angelic teaching elf with all the patience of a friendly nurse on tranquilizers, do you? Well, I don’t! I run on coffee. If I haven’t had coffee either run, stay silent, or use full words in your emails.
![Sunday Funday: When you run out of homework ideas](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1616851993249-XC5RV4RACL2QMEUZL8BR/lockdown+homework.jpg)
Sunday Funday: When you run out of homework ideas
What is your essay going to say? “Today I only ate half of the fridge. Today was a good day”.
![Saturday Supplement: A fed up working cat](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1616162958821-VIAU71CD6WPVFPDLCQ8S/kodi+at+drive+through.png)
Saturday Supplement: A fed up working cat
“It’s a hard life being a working cat. There are so many sunbeams I can’t snooze in. Sometimes I get this itch under my chin, and the human just strokes the top of my head. What’s that about? That’s basically torture.
![Sunday Funday: English Tattoo Fails](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1615557833642-PUZZFIZWRFXO6SNXIUMF/bad+tattoos.png)
Sunday Funday: English Tattoo Fails
Maybe you are “Awsome” and you do regret “nohing”, but I would still check with your English teacher before you get that tattoo. That could be embarrassing. Oh boy!
![Sunday Funday: English club has no rules](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1613910429070-J9F8SPFITUAZKWVLD5PG/no+rules.png)
Sunday Funday: English club has no rules
One does not simply learn English! (that’s a lord of the rings reference). Just when you think you have learned a rule, an irregular verb comes along and ruins all your fun. Cruel cruel English.
![Sunday Funday: I have a cat problem](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1610883994694-PNPPM45X86MSQPU3IYNI/cats.jpg)
Sunday Funday: I have a cat problem
I don’t have a cat problem. YOU have a cat problem.
![Sunday Funday: “I’ll Merry Christmas you!”](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1608665118615-4FWJ7FG6EI3P2IYEWFNR/christmas.jpg)
Sunday Funday: “I’ll Merry Christmas you!”
Not everyone in England is holly-jolly at Christmas time. This British bulldog is having none of your Christmas nonsense!
![Sunday Funday: I began a sentence with ‘because’](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5e80756d04d489502433fedd/1607710416834-X8FDY11U5HMN4WPOHDLA/because.png)
Sunday Funday: I began a sentence with ‘because’
Don’t test me. Don’t do it. Don’t try me……. Just don’t even. (Unless you want to know why and then you can ask!)