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WTF Wednesday: New English Student Meme
What The Fluff Wednesday, or WTF Wednesday, is when I get my old lady graphical “skills” out to make fun images to do with learning and teaching English. If you have followed me for a while you will remember these excellent examples of humour from Sunday Funday and Wildcard Wednesday. I wanted to give them their own day again every week, so here it is.

Sunday Funday: Oh Christmas Tree
Christmas is just a time you KNOW the cats rule the house and they just allow you to sleep in it…

When even Google Search knows you are a weirdo
I swear I don’t….

Sunday Funday: I’m a sad owl
Is this what my future stress and anxiety nightmares will look like?

Sunday Funday: It’s OK I’m an English Teacher!
Get me a dictionary, a glass of brandy, and some digestive biscuits! I can handle this!

Sunday Funday: British Teeth Meme
How rude! How dare you say I have wonky teeth because I’m British!

Sunday Funday: What Spongebob is your English?
What is your Spongebob English level? Many people find they are BUFF BOB at reading and writing, but are WEENY BABY BOB at speaking.

Sunday Funday: Teacher-Zilla
The truth is I just say “Yeah no worries. It’s up to you”.

Sunday Funday: Silent letters are just to trick you
It’s a global conspiracy…

Sunday Funday: We Speak English not Bingo
Don’t make me learn Text-Speak

Sunday Funday: The English Teaching Mafia
I post English teaching memes every Sunday. Have I gone too far?

Sunday Funday: Calculator Wizardry
Teach me how to English with a calculator!

Sunday Funday: I put French in your English
I Put some French in your English…

Sunday Funday: You don’t spellcheck your essays
I swear, if you don’t proofread your homework, I will dress like Austin Powers for our next private English lesson. You have been warned baby!

Sunday Funday: British and American English are 2 different languages

Sunday Funday: I enjoy your pain
What can I say? I just really enjoy watching you sweat! English teachers secret enjoy your pain.

Saturday Supplement: Times are tough, can you help?
Times are tough for Wright English. They could definitely be worse, but my cat colleagues and I are struggling, and we need your help. Your help will not cost you a penny.

Sunday Funday: Don’t message me before coffee
What? And I suppose you wake up like an angelic teaching elf with all the patience of a friendly nurse on tranquilizers, do you? Well, I don’t! I run on coffee. If I haven’t had coffee either run, stay silent, or use full words in your emails.

Sunday Funday: When you run out of homework ideas
What is your essay going to say? “Today I only ate half of the fridge. Today was a good day”.

Sunday Funday: “There is always a Deeper Meaning”
I don’t want to hear it! Every author in the history of humankind, has had at least 7 levels of meaning in every single word used in a book.