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(To the tune of Lionel Richie’s “Hello”)

I’ve thought about your English many times,

And in my dreams I’ve helped you write 10,000 lines,

I sometimes see your posts up on my wall,

Hello? Is it English you’re looking for?

I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile,

You’re the learner I’ve always wanted and my lesson’s open wide,

Tell me what you want to learn, and that’s exactly what we’ll do,

I want to help you so much, I’ll teach you.

I long to improve your grammar with great care,

And tell you time and time again, you’re nearly there,

I want to see your vocabulary grow,

Hello, I’ve just got to let you know,

‘Cause I wonder where you are, and how you want to improve,

Are you sometimes stuck on pronouns, or is someone guiding you?

Tell me how you learn the best, and that’s exactly what we’ll do,

But let me start by saying, I’ll teach you.

Hello, is it English you’re looking for?

‘Cause I wonder where you are, ‘cause I’m reaching out to you,

Are you looking for a teacher, who can teach what’s right for you?

Tell me how you spend your time, and we’ll talk about that too,

But let me start by saying, I’ll teach you.

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